Crackers for adults because the kids get enough shit!

Contains swearing and references to booze. Just like Christmas dinner

 
 

Christmas Crackers

Inside; cracker, collectable cocktail card, tree ornament, gift tag, paper crown, trivia card (so you don’t have to have actual conversations while waiting for gravy), and chocolate

Birthdays deserve crackers too!

 
 

Birthday Cracker

Include: cracker, paper crown, collectable Birthday Shot recipe card and shot glass (take the dirty dishes home), cocktail umbrella, chocolate and trivia card

Everyone knows you love your cats more than the rest of the house. Meow, meow, meow.

 
 

Christmas CrackPurrs

Inside: Paper crown for your cat, paper crown for you, handmade yarn ball, organic cat nip, Cristmas cat gift tag sticker, trivia card (incase people don’t want to see your newest cat picture album), and chocolate.